Sport Played: NFL
Year: 2011
Crime: Took several bottles of alcohol from a deli in Vevay, Ind.

A paycheck from a single NFL game could buy Vrabel unlimited alcohol, which is why it's mind-numbing to try and explain why he was arrested for stealing bottles of alcohol from a deli. Plus, Vrabel has three Super Bowl rings, so we're sure he can gets free drinks from almost anywhere, no? Here’s more proof that the NFL has a problem with concussions, because nothing can explain Vrabel’s decision-making process here.