Yesterday, Arkansas quarterback Brandon Allen didn't need an alarm clock. The sound, smell, and bright flames from his burning Chevrolet Avalanche were enough to wake up him up. Allen walked out of his place around 4 a.m. to find his truck engulfed in fire, which was likely set by a crazed enemy/fan/arsonist. Along with the truck, a set of golf clubs inside the truck and the poor little Prius that was trying to save the world from Avalanche-drivers were victims as well. Somehow, we don't imagine this was the work of an environmentalist, though. Likely just some outsider jealous of the new SEC network.
[via Larry Brown Sports]
