Do you want to know who won an ESPY during the 2014 ESPY Awards last night? If so, go here. Because this list does not contain any of the actual winners (or losers) from the ESPY Awards. We're not here to tell you who won the award for Best Male Athlete or which team recorded the Best Upset. Instead, we're here to tell you about The Real Winners and Losers of the 2014 ESPY Awards. From Drake and his excellent skits (win!) to Kevin Durant and his awful green jacket (loss!), this is our official scorecard for the 2014 ESPYs show. Enjoy.

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