There is still plenty of time remaining in today's 2014 World Cup semifinal match between Germany and Brazil. But we are fairly very confident that Germany is going to advance to the World Cup final. Reason being, Germany scored not one, not two, not three, not four, but five goals—yes, FIVE GOALS—in the first 30 minutes of the match to take a 5-0 lead. And barring a miracle—like, say, Neymar fixing his fractured vertebrae and then multiplying himself by 11 at the half—there's no way that Brazil is going to recover. No way.
As you might imagine, Brazil fans aren't handling this loss very well. They're crying. They're pouting. And they're demonstrating a level of struggle that only Denver Broncos fans could relate to right now. Soccer fans as a whole are reacting with a certain sense of disbelief as well, as they can't believe what they're seeing on their TV screens at the moment.
To prove that, we gathered a bunch of the craziest tweets that we've come across about the #BrazilvsGermany match so far. They should give you a better sense of exactly how bad things have gotten for Brazil and its fans over the course of the last hour. Check them out below...
This car wreck of a game is over, and yet I can't stop watching. Feeling morbid. #BRA #GER #BrazilvsGermany #WorldCup2014
Whoa I CANNOT believe this game #BrazilvsGermany
They are scoring faster than I can type 140 characters. #BRAvsGER
This is like when you're playing FIFA and you pic Germany and go against Brazil on rookie mode
@GreggDoyelCBS Is Brazil playing Ronda Rousey?
What time does the Germany-Brazil game start? - Brazil players at halftime.
Jim Ross watching Brazil: "By God Count Faster! Put Them out of Their Misery!" "Will somebody stop the damn match! Enough is enough!"
This is such a train wreck but I just can’t turn it off. #BRAvsGER
Brazil stopped trying. Again, have some self respect. Try to score 1, then 2...Don't just give up.
This never would have happened if Brazil had put Landon Donovan on the roster.
At least Brazil still has #GiseleBundchen! lol
Brazil now officially looking forward to 2018 World Cup in Russia, where Germany has always struggled.
Brazil are conserving energy for the third-place game?
Is there a kickstarter for Brazil yet? #BRAvsGER
My 4th grade gym class team could beat Brazil tonight.
It's OK, Brazil, orange wedges at halftime and pizza after the game. Yay!
After the game, Brazil can just say they got hacked.
