10 of The Worst Cars for Sale on eBay Right Now

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Location: San Antonio, Texas
Price: $200 (reserve not met)

To be fair, this Buick is tagging along on an auction for a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice that the seller apparently also purchased to be a donor car for the Buick. But when the auction pops up, the first thing you see is this photo and a quote from the seller, "NEEDS FUEL PUMP."

Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Price: Buy It Now for $2,000

We're completely sure that this is exactly what you picture when you picture rolling in the lap of teutonic 1960s luxury. Yup.

Location: Wausau, Wis.
Price: $610 (reserve not met)

Looks a bit like the flaming hood poultry caught fire and took the body work with it.

Location: Washougal, Wash.
Price: Starting bid: $200 (0 bids)

This Corvair Monza is a fixer-upper that comes with a spare car for parts. If this is intended as the base for your resto project, we wonder what that spare car must look like?

Location: Hermiston, Ore.
Price: $860

Where to begin with this one? Uh, we're pretty sure even the least car-inclined person in the world might notice that this isn't even close to a 1959 Cadillac ambulance/hearse (Miller-Meteor or otherwise). That aside, we also love that this seller couldn't be bothered to move this Range Rover away from that big pole before taking photos to try to sell it to you. That's salesmanship.

Location: Jonesboro, Ark.
Price: $500

Instead of being one of the happiest-looking cars ever made, this Sprite looks like it came from the set of a horror movie. Someone also needs to teach the seller that it's possible (and helpful) to turn their phone and take some wide photos to help with the sale.

Location: Mountain Home, Ark.
Price: Current price: $810 with Reserve Not Met

Here's a great opportunity for a '65 LeMans Convertible. Um, some assembly required.

Location: Morrisville, N.Y.
Price: Starting bid: $800 (0 bids)

The beginning of summer is a great time to get into a restoration project. A 1966 Mustang might sound like just the thing you're looking for, too. We're not so sure this is the one, though.

Location: Morrisville, N.Y.
Price: $900

If your friend told you that they just got a sweet classic Charger, we're betting this is totally not what you'd picture.

Location: Fredricksburg, Va.
Price: Current bid: $750

This was once a beautiful Opel GT, which is what makes it so heartbreaking. At least the seller has a sense of humor. "Beautiful Opel GT before it was hit by a tree limb. Now a convertible with potential."