Full disclosure: I am a Liverpool fan, and the owner of a Luis Suarez jersey. Last October, I wrote an exploratory list on Suarez titled “Luis Suarez: Badass or Jackass?”. I harshly condemned all of his missteps—his attempted forced transfers, his scorched earth style of play, and all of the things he’s done on the field to get suspended (including his two previous biting incidents in Holland and England).

But I’m also not oblivious to his talents, or the manner in which he goes about getting results. Suarez embellishes contact when it’s convenient for him—if there’s an immediate path to goal to be exploited, he won’t go down easily under contact. But if he’s facing his own goal at the center circle while trying to control a pass, he has no qualms about turning a nudge into a foul. He’s a pariah on the pitch, and very annoying to watch if your rooting interest isn’t aligned with Suarez’s team.

In yesterday’s Uruguay-Italy match—a decisive fixture that would see its winner advance to the knockout rounds of the World Cup—Italian midfielder Claudio Marchisio deliberately stomped on Arevalo Rios. Before Suarez did what he did ten minutes later, Marchisio was the match's villain. 

His studs were up, nowhere near the ball, and firmly on Rios’ calf. Marchisio was correctly given a red card, and Italy were reduced to ten men for the final 30 minutes of the match. This is the kind of challenge that breaks legs and ends careers, but it’s also more common than you’d think. Players use their studs to stab at and crush opponent’s limbs at full speed. They slide into the back of players’ legs, deliver high boots into each other’s chest, and headbutt each other. Modern soccer is a much more physical sport than many Americans give it credit for. These fouls, while potentially dangerous to players (and universally accepted methods of “cheating.” How many times do you hear an announcer call a challenge a “smart foul”?) are mere footnotes in the grand scheme of matches, seasons, tournaments. They certainly don’t incite the kind of reaction and fall-out that a Luis Suarez bite does. 

Twenty minutes after Marchisio’s straight red, Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini—an elbow-throwing, hair-pulling scumbag defender in his own right. Suarez toppled to the ground holding his teeth, and Chiellini exposed his shoulder, where a dentist-quality imprint of Suarez’s incisors, canines, and molars were there for the world to see. If the circumstantial evidence wasn’t definitive (but Suarez tripped into Chiellini!), the replay is:

Suarez escaped without any punishment from the referee, and Uruguay marched down a minute later to score the match-winner. Everyone was salty.

 

 

Chiellini played the victim card after the match, deflecting blame for the loss: “Suarez is a sneak and he gets away with it because FIFA want their stars to play in the World Cup.” Chiellini conveniently failed to mention Diego Costa and Robin van Persie, who both received suspensions from FIFA earlier in the tournament for bad behavior. 

He’s a pariah on the pitch, and very annoying to watch if your rooting interest isn’t aligned with Suarez’s team.

This marks the third time that Luis Suarez has bitten an opponent during a match, which by all accounts, must be an international sporting record. Only Mike Tyson (who trended on Twitter after the second and third bites) has derived so much infamy from what’s been regarded as a “disgraceful,” “sub-human,” and “cheating” act.

Was it wrong? Of course. Nobody within their right mind goes out and bites another dude while playing a sport. It’s a weird outlet for anger. Hair-pulling, spitting, headbutting, tackling, punching, cursing someone out—these are all normal knee-jerk reactions people have in response to their shit getting turned upside down. Costa headbutted Bruno Martins Indi like last week while Spain fell to the Netherlands. Costa’s also been spat and snotted on in recent La Liga matches, because he’s a bigger pain in the ass than Suarez is. Joey Barton tried to fight all of Manchester City in 2012. Hope Solo allegedly beat up her nephew last weekend after he smack talked her. By nature, athletes are inflammatory, and if we still lived in tribalistic settings, some would be off-the-wall killers. 

For Suarez, he happens to turn to biting (or in one case, headbutting) when he’s at risk of seeing what he wants collapse in front of him. He bit Chiellini from a place of fear—fear that Uruguay would be eliminated from the World Cup if they didn't win. It’s how he reacts as a sore loser in the heat of competition, and it continues to bewilder us. Suarez said after the match, "Things like that happen all the time." It's not normal to have such a casual tone in light of biting an opponent just minutes before. Biting is just so animalistic and primal that it shocks and horrifies the general public. Biting another man? Isn’t that what Floridians on bath salts do to each other? Or what that veiny bald guy did to that kid’s parents in Game of Thrones? 

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