If you're trying to get married RIGHT NOW in San Francisco, Uber has your back. The startup is celebrating San Francisco Pride weekend by offering UberWeddings. Open the app between noon and 6 p.m. today and you can order all the fixings for a wedding. Uber will even write your vows if you want to lose the last sacred thing this ridiculous way to get married hasn't stripped away. 

Here's how the whole thing works: 

"When your UberWEDDING arrives, we'll get started right away. You'll first work with our on-site notary to obtain your marriage license. Once the license is official, the violinist will begin to play and the ceremony will commence!

You'll walk down an aisle surrounded by flowers from Bloom That and candles from bella j. After you both say "I Do," we'll celebrate with dessert from SusieCakes, cheers with champagne from Iron Horse and you'll receive a gift bag from L.

In the weeks after your nuptials, our friends at HotelTonight and Alaska Airlinesare providing flights and accommodations for your honeymoon. They're proud to help you celebrate your marriage with the person you're sharing your new life with."

So who's going to take the Uber plunge?

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[via ValleyWag]