Though we thought this was only the stuff of '80s comedies, a young valet actually took a Maserati parked in his parking garage out for a test drive. This didn't result in the kind of hijinx our adolescent fantasies might have conditioned us to expect.

The teen crashed into a Jeep, which was bad enough, but the Jeep damaged a nearby Porsche 365SC Coupe, totaling the vehicle. That's probably one of the most expensive joyrides ever taken, even though the driver never got out of the parking garage. [via FOX]