Bengals' Marshall Newhouse Was Apparently Considered Dead by Time Warner Cable When They Cut Off His Service

Time Warner Cable thought current NFL player Marshall Newhouse was deceased, so they cut off his service. Newhouse wasn't happy about that.

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If the Bengals' Marshall Newhouse can teach the people out there one lesson, it's that you don't get in-between a man and his cable service! Over the NFL offseason, Newhouse went from the Green Bay Packers to Cincy and for some reason, his cable provider Time Warner Cable declared that he was deceased. As a result, the company cut his service. 

Newhouse was none too pleased to find out about getting cut off and fired off a series of hilarious tweets at TWC. Check 'em out below. 

.@timewarnertv According to you, I've been declared deceased. Congrats on controlling the underworld?
.@timewarnertv Is Michael Jackson really dead? Or was his service just systematically shut off?
.@timewarnertv I'd ask for help again, but you're probably too busy trying to gain access to North Korea.
.@timewarnertv Rant over. Clean yourself up, you smell.

Like we said, don't get in-between a man and his cable service. And they better fix this problem ASAP! Game of Thrones is in two days, dammit! 

[via The Big Lead]

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