If the Bengals' Marshall Newhouse can teach the people out there one lesson, it's that you don't get in-between a man and his cable service! Over the NFL offseason, Newhouse went from the Green Bay Packers to Cincy and for some reason, his cable provider Time Warner Cable declared that he was deceased. As a result, the company cut his service. 

Newhouse was none too pleased to find out about getting cut off and fired off a series of hilarious tweets at TWC. Check 'em out below. 

Like we said, don't get in-between a man and his cable service. And they better fix this problem ASAP! Game of Thrones is in two days, dammit! 

[via The Big Lead]