[Open with jacking off joke].

This guy looks like he...jacks it a lot. Good, now that we addressed the elephant in the room we can fill you in on Matthias Schlitte, a 27-year-old German man with an arm that'd make Bruce Banner ask "You lift, bro?"

Putting his freakishly enormous limb to use, Schlitte has won 8 national arm wrestling competitions, in addition to 14 international ones. The man even beat a damn robot at its own game. Unfortunately, we couldn't find any footage of that (we sure as shit tried) but here's a video of him beating a mere mortal.

[via Daily Mail]