Sex at the World Cup has been a fun topic for national team managers to get worked up about for the sake of a sound bite. Here's the count so far: the Mexican team is banned from having sex, the United States are allowed to partake in intercourse, and Brazilian players are only allowed to have "normal" sex. It's a strange topic to discuss publicly, but a fair one—a bunch of 20-something year old millionaires will probably want to get laid if they're spending a month in Brazil. Over the past decade, some of the stars of this year's World Cup have been caught up in wild sex scandals involving grandmothers, orgies with teammates, and underaged prostitutes.
Featuring the sexual adventures of names like Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo, we present The Brothel World Cup: Which of Your Favorite Footballers Might Score Come Game Day?