Sport: Football
Criminal History: Felony assault with a deadly weapon
Time Behind Bars: Currently serving a 31-year sentence

We've all felt like running over smart ass kids after a pickup football game. But few of us have ever actually done it. Actually, only one person has done that—Lawrence Phillips.

The former Nebraska running back took sore losing to a whole other, much more pathetic level when he drove his car into the opposing team after a pickup game. Three teens, ages 14, 15, and 19 years-old were injured in the assault and Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison. The conviction was preceded by a pair of domestic violence cases involving his then-girlfriend bringing a total sentence to 31-years. By the time Phillips is eligible for parole, he'll be 57-years-old.