So Steve Francis was spotted kicking it at the Dream nightclub in Miami recently. And while that in and of itself wouldn't be news, what The Franchise was doing inside the club did make us do a double take. And a triple take. And a quadruple take. And, well, let's just say that we've watched the video above about 50 times now just to try and get a sense of WTF is going on—and we still don't get it.

If you don't feel like watching one of your former NBA idols embarrassing himself, the video features Francis pouring champagne over his head again and again and again while Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" plays in the background at the club. And while Francis isn't the first athlete we've ever seen popping champagne in the club and stunting all over everyone else, this particular video just feels...sad. He looks lonely and lame and all kinds of other things that we never thought we would associate with him.

See for yourself in the clip above. Sigh.


We just came across the video below as well. In addition to taking a champagne shower, it looks like Francis also guzzled down a whole lot of water and couldn't even stand up straight by the end of the night. This just got a lot sadder than it already was.

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[via Baller Alert]