They've been talking about it for months, they've been mocking it up for even longer, finally tonight the NFL Draft will get under way before it's dragged out over three long days until the very appreciated Saturday conclusion. After that we'll get a much needed week-long break before being introduced to the 2015 class.
So how do you last through the agonizingly long hours where your team isn't on the clock? How do you put up with another Todd McShay/Mel Kiper argument? Another Chris Berman time kill? Or more redundant plot lines that've been speculated upon since last year? You drink. Obviously. How else could you possibly sit through all of that?
Anyone who can go from the first overall choice to Mr. Irrelevant has a boredom tolerance that can't be matched. We offer 15 different ways to use this annual soap opera to spice it up and get yourself on the prestigious liver recipient list. If you follow them all you will definitely be dead. So just follow eight or nine. Here's a guide to drinking yourself through the NFL Draft.