If there was one individual we would expect to see throw out a perfect ceremonial first pitch, it would be Darth Vader. For obvious reasons, of course! Instead, what we witnessed prior to last night's game between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Cincinnati Reds at the Great American Ball Park was nothing short of disappointing. And what's with the windup, Sith Lord? Just float the ball out in front of you and flick your wrist a little bit!