Baby Mama: Laura Govan

No one has clowned Gilbert Arenas worse than his ex-wife Laura Govan--not even David Stern. Before serving Arenas with child support papers during halftime of an Orlando Magic game, she cleared out the disgraced baller's mansion by packing up most of his possessions in a moving truck and splitting town. Ouch. Proving to be more durable in the love game than he is on the basketball court, Arenas Twitter mentioned his way back in to Govan's life. Now reconciled, a VH1 reality show seems like a logical next step for the tumultuous couple.