If you've ever wanted to meet Jose Canseco's daughter beneath a giant inflatable astronaut, now's finally the time. The daughter of the blacklisted slugger turned Twitter doofus will be at Coachella this weekend in Indio, CA. If you're in the area keep your eyes peeled for the young model.
By young we mean young. Not only would you have to watch out for Jose busting your chiclets like a Mike Flanagan fastball. But at only 17, you're going to have to wait before becoming Jose's potential son-in-law. Our advice? Don't be like "jedmau5." For any number of reasons.