One can see the arts & crafts community as a counter-culture reaction to today's tech-centric society, but what do hard core DIYers do when they need a car? They bike. If they have bad knees or have finally realized that it gets really cold in most of the country, they get a car and they feel bad about it because they didn't make it themselves.
Now there's finally an option for these sad, sad people: The Honda Fit Kit. It's a 2015 Honda Fit that's delivered (by drone) in over "180,000 individual pieces" for home assembly. It's obviously an April Fools joke, but is it wrong if our inner masochists kinda want to try?