This guy needs to go home, hug his loved ones, and then take a few lessons in common sense. Video captured a Czech pedestrian narrowly avoiding getting hit by a train. He walks across the tracks pensively before realizing, "Hey, this train might murder my face," and dives inches away from certain death as the train passes. 

He could have cut it less close by running across the tracks instead of walking. Or, the better option, he could have just waited for the train to pass. It didn't even take that long. It's remarkable that he came out intact, minus a shoe that probably flew to Slovakia. 

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[via Jalopnik