25 Insanely Clever License Plates You Wish You'd Thought Of

What are the most clever license plates?

Apr 07, 2014
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Vanity plates have become their own corner of the art world. In a way, they're kind of like the Facebook bio or the tweet before any form of social media existed. It's a way to publicly announce something to the public, but on an extremely short and to-the-point platform. But if you're going to pay for a special license plate, you need to make it really count. It becomes a part of your car, a part of you, and it should display your personality and creativity. You can't just have something dumb like "OHSNAP" or "H8TERS" on there. You have seven letters/numbers to really make it count. And that's exactly what these people have done. Get your witty juices flowing with these 25 Clever License Plates that Will Make You Question Your Creativity.

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OJ

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Evidently slander isn't a reason to turn down a plate request.

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Atheist

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Alabama seems like a terrible audience for this joke.

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I Sqr R

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For those not on this level of nerdiness, one of the equations for power is I2 R.

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Midlyph

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How do we make out mid-life crises out to be bad when the end result is sports cars?

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Hi Debt

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Laughing about it will soften the blow once the repo man shows up.

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Timmay

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This should be on a wheelchair time machine.

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Ritlin

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Well... mostly drug free.

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Orgy

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Subtle.

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9 3Qtrs

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Congratulations. You're now ineligible to be the world's greatest Harry Potter fan.

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OneRing

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Ditto for Lord of the Rings.

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Can't See

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We're all for equality, but maybe this is probably a disability that should take people off the road.

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N Byond

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Does Woody's license plate say "ANDY?"

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Ur Next

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This must be from the set of the next Final Destination movie.

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CO2NOMO

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It would be even better if this were Hideo Nomo's car.  

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Blond

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If a cop tries to give this person a ticket they can plead blond. That's if the copper were able to catch up. 

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Eat The

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We interpret this as a cannibalism joke, but Virgina's DMV took away a similar plate on the grounds that it suggested sex with a minor.

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Prof X

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Professor X knows when you're thinking about parking in a handicap spot.

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Muahaha

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It would be hard to get mad at this driver, even if he or she cut you off. 

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Sorry

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Canada's most coveted vanity plate.

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NOFKSGVN

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This won't be a valid response if the North Carolina Department of Transportation realizes what this means and takes back the plates.

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LOL Oil

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We have a feeling this came after a local car shop sent one of its customers a reminder to come in for an oil change for the Tesla.

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LOL MPG

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Of course Texas brings this response to green vehicles.

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Vlad The

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All along Lil Troy's song was about Vlad the Impaler.

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It Is

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"Woah! Is that a DeLorean?" The license plate has your answer.

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Van Diesel

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Pack it up. No one will beat this.

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