The Complex Guide to Not Missing a Game This March Madness

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“March,” Thalassa Cruso once said, “is a month of considerable frustration.” Cruso might have been a horticulturalist, but I’m pretty sure she was talking about basketball. Because, let’s be serious, as glorious a month as March is for hoops fans, it can also be frustrating. We’re talking about 67 games in 12 days, which, by my math, adds up to some serious basketball FOMO. Follow these 10 tips, though, and you’ll be sure to cut down on the odds of missing a moment of March Madness.

10. Don't Forget About The First Four

9. Listen to Coach Knight

8. Set Aside Off Days For Your Significant Other…

7. …But Just To Be Safe, For Game Days Cop Some Movie Tickets

6. On Game Days, Exercise

5. Prepare Food Ahead of Time

4. Go Easy On The Booze

3. Prepare Some Productive (But Mindless) Activities

2. Listen to Coach Wooden

1. Call In Sick For Work

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