Last week I felt like a king when I walked through Columbia, Mo. and got four walk lights in a row. This guy must feel Aragorn, the king of all men. He hit 55 consecutive green lights in Manhattan, the most frustratingly slow place to drive in America.
Tim Burke sets out at 3 a.m. to hit as many green lights as he can and ends up proving that miracles are real. However, we have to point out that this simply would not be possible during the day, when there are approximately six billion other cars on the road and even more pedestrians who won't think twice about walking in your path. If he can do that, make him leader of Earth.