Nobody should ever call this Slugbug a chick car. A Craigslist user in Philadelphia is selling his dream car, a 1971 VW Beetle customized with a Corvette engine, because of some "bs going on in my life right now." There's no price listed, but we suggest you make the guy an offer he can't refuse.
The Bug also has a twin-turbo Porsche transmissionn, green LED lights, wings, and only 1,500 miles. We went ahead and used the male pronoun to describe the seller because there's no way a woman would do this to a car. This has testosterone written all over it. But really, it does have "BugZilla" painted on the side.