What's better here: The goal that Mario Balotelli scored today for AC Milan against Bologna, or his "I knew that shit was going in the second it left my foot so I'm not even gonna bother going nuts about it" celebration? We're gonna go with…the second one. Because it might look like he's chilling after notching that goal. But in his mind, we imagine that he's doing this:

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