Where were you when the great 2014 Atlanta snow traffic clusterjam hit? Even if you weren't in ATL for the insanity, surely some sort of weather has kept you on the road for longer than you wanted at some point in your life. So what were your main concerns when this happened? What were your initial thoughts? Some were probably worried about how much food and water they had left, if they were forced to survive. Some were probably worried about how much battery life they had left, after they'd been Instagramming #trafficjam selfies for the previous hour. Others were kicking themselves for not wearing that extra layer of gloves and scarf.
For some people, though, none of these issues were of concern. There were more important things filling their brains ... like their primal instincts. And by primal instincts we mean carnal desires. Sex. Specifically, sex with people who aren't their "main chicks." Amidst the worrisome situations on I-285, these people were busy tweeting about "side chicks" or "side pieces" and how the snow storm would be a perfect opportunity for a built-in excuse. Check out the debauchery below:
A nigga with 4WD can prosper in ATL right now. Pay me to come pick up/drop off ya side chick...Condom delivery fee included
Somewhere in atl....a side chick is getting some extra time cause that nigga got snowed in and today was her day...
if i lived in atl id be at my side chick house and all and blame everything on the traffic lol have a legit excuse
Can you imagine a nigga getting stuck in the snowy Atlanta traffic with his side chick? Mannnn. He bout to lose his mind
Perfect night to go see your side chick tonight if u in Atlanta
Its Atlanta. It would be sidedude.RT @Still_Birdy: Oowee you know what's gotta suck? If you got stuck over your sidechick house. MAN
Poor Atlanta. Why do people always get snowed in places they don't wanna be at. Like School, work, hospitals, the mall, Side Chick Crib
"@hot1079atl: Fellas in traffic like this, it ain’t even worth seeing your side piece. pic.twitter.com/psbXNvOv9S" FUCK Atlanta traffic! Smh
Did they really just have a Side Piece Shout Out on @hot1079atl?!?! Lol There's nothing like #Atlanta
