Okay, who's going to step up to the plate and tell this guy that wrestling is fake? After nearly four years away from the WWE, Batista returned and won the Royal Rumble on Sunday. It wasn't all too surprising he came out victorious given the way the storylines seem to work, especially after he guaranteed he would win. But shiiiiiiiit, we're not going to dare say that to this kid. Just look at how he walks around his home, tearing up and breaking anything in sight. We should've known what we were in for when the video started like a scene straight out of The Ring.
Now, could you imagine if Batista wins at the main event in WrestleMania? Pray for this guy.
[via Deadspin]
