And then there were four. In a one-and-done playoff system that breeds unpredictability (and undeserving champs, by proxy) it's hard to argue that this season's final quartet didn't get it right. These are the two best teams in each conference. We're not sure if that enhances, or diminishes, the drama. Seeing an underdog make a run is always compelling. We've seen it several times in the past few years. That's what this postseason is missing. Its name is Eli. We got to admit, we miss Eli in the playoffs. That's because he morphs from league clown to Tom Brady's dad on the biggest stage in sports.
Without his participation we can at least enjoy his expertise. And with his constant stream of Eli faces, he's bound to be a natural for the booth when he's done on the field. So let's listen to the most made fun of two-time Super Bowl Champ in history. Here's his predictions, and winners, based on his firsthand experience acquired in both his title runs. Here Eli predicts the AFC and NFC Title Games.
Whichever defense can contain the quarterback, will win the NFC.
Seattle's "12th Man" makes San Fran's knock-off look tame.
The Niners linebacking corps will pester Wilson all day.
After lifting Cam Newton's "Superman," Colin Kaepernick will steal Eli's goofball faces.
At some point Richard Sherman makes a play on the 49ers sideline, and it'll be awkward.
The game will turn when Kaepernick makes an "Eli."
Russell Wilson will stay calm, and lead Seattle on a game-winning drive.
No fly zones are for Seahawk opponents and terrorists.
Broncos-Patriots pregame will feature a flyover.
It's a guaranteed emotional roller coaster.
Denver will be f***ing cold.
Dan Marino will stop by the Manning box to use the bathroom.
There's only one Man(ning), Tom Brady calls "Sir."
Peyton throws a TD pass with 7 seconds left, and kicks the XP to ice it.
Or, the Broncos will implode. Seven dropped passes and the Broncos 24-yd GW FG attempt hits a bird. Any guesses for the narrative?
Jim Nantz and Phil Simms will question whether anyone can beat Tom Brady in the Playoffs.
The Mannings greet a dejected Peyton after the game.
