The center has become a dying breed in today's NBA, so while it's a shame, it's understandable that the NBA decided to take the position off the All-Star ballot. But where does that leave Dwight Howard, who lives in the post and has only made four three-pointers in his 10-year career? Something needs to be done!

This faux-PSA probably won't do much, but it is pretty funny. That's in a hilarious self-referential, not corny way, too. Howard introduces The Center Center for Centers, where centers learn how to be point guards. This means learning how to dribble, shoot, and all that jazz. Extra kudos for the Sarah McLachLan remix.

Don't bother calling the phone number or going to that web site referenced in the video. You'll only get an unavailable Google subscriber and this screen:

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