Postgame Urban Meyer Is the Saddest Thing Ever

Cheer up, Mr. Meyer. It's the holidays!

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Want to see what the difference between victory and defeat looks like?

Defeat: Here is Urban Meyer sitting on a golf cart eating pizza while he's surrounded by family. He isn't by himself, but he feels lonesome. He doesn't give a damn if it's Papa John's either. He just wants something to fill the hole that the Big Ten Championship and the National Championship bid left inside of him. Just look at the poor fella.

Eating cold pizza in the bowels of Lucas Oil Stadium while seated on a golf cart: No one's idea of fun. pic.twitter.com/HMSSXLnDDr

Victory: Here's Michigan State after beating Ohio State, 34-24, and sending Meyer to despair. Pitbull and KeSha's "Timber" is being danced to and not a fuck is being given. Because a lot of fucks have been given to get up to this point, so if they want to dance to "Timber," they've earned it.

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[via For The Win

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