If I had to create a list of the worst things to do while siphoning gas, smoking a cigarette would be towards the top, right above calling the police and below playing with matches. Naturally, a man in Oregon decided to do just that. What happened next is as shocking as when Chris Brown is a part of another violent incident.
Harry Suniville caught himself, the truck in which the gas can he was siphoning the gas from was in, and his own Mitsubishi Eclipse on fire. He was then arrested on multiple charges, including criminal mischief. Someone even caught the incident on camera.
The most messed up part is that this same thing happened in Australia earlier this month. So in case you forgot, Darwinism is very much a real thing. Thank these two men for the reminders.