Cam Newton is a trip, y'all. It's not enough for Newton that he's dominating opposing NFL defenses on the offensive side of the ball every Sunday. Now, Cam is really trying to make a case for why he needs to be on the onside kick hands team of the Carolina Panthers. Yeah Cam, you may be extraordinarily qualified for a spot on the squad, but the Panthers aren't going to risk getting their franchise player injured.

So, just let go of that dream, Newton. Sorry. 

Dammit, Cam. LET. IT. GO. 

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