Do you want to know how crazy living in Russia is? Weird shit happens so often that people drive around with dash cams just to capture it. We can't even fathom what it it'd be like to see so many freak occurrences that we'd be confident enough that we'd see something else to go out and buy the technology to capture it. Like, "Oh man, I just saw a tank burst onto the road but didn't have a camera. I'll be more prepared next time. While we try and make sense of wacky Russia, you go ahead and watch the 25 Craziest Russian Dash GIFs.
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Unscathed
It doesn't even look like he had a seat belt on. Every PSA is a lie! (Just kidding; don't sue us.)
Fraud
Who would have thought getting hit by a car would be so hard?
Jump
This is what happens when you try and flip with one foot of air.
Tank
Someone tell that guy WWII is over.
Taillight
The Soviet Fonz is alive and well.
Bump
She acts like she just bumped into someone in the subway.
Hit
AGAIN. NO REACTION. Do Russian women have metal alloy for bones?
Meteor
"This isn't my first meteor sighting."
Chopper
Any lower and this helicopter would be giving out free hair cuts.
Pedestrian
The windshield might be broken, but the pedestrian's ego just got stronger.
360
"I'll just keep driving and hope that no one saw that."
Gun
Я получил твое поворотник прямо здесь. That's Russian for "I got your turn signal right here."
Kick
A feat of both strength and balance.
Sheep
This is like Fast and Furious in real life, except for sheep instead of DVD players.
Motorcycle Sex
Bound 1.
Honk
Homeboy was set off by a honk. That's all it takes to incite ax-wielding rage.
Cart
We wish all traffic jams had endings this comical.
Flip
NEVER EVER THINK YOU'RE SAFE.
Bat
And now we've escalated from fists to baseball bats.
Splash
A little back story: the driver of the car wouldn't let the SUV merge, so the SUV driver sped up ahead, pulled to the side, and exacted his revenge with an epic splash.
Road Fight
Just a casual roadside fight. Nothing to see here.
Fight
Ok, for real, these fights are pretty normal. It's about as common as seeing a pigeon in NYC.
BMW
Maybe rolling deep in a pack of Beemers isn't such a great idea after all.
Windshield
The biggest badass in all of Russia. And it's not like the country isn't full of competition.
Crosswalk
No one has ever been more thankful for an opportunity to continue crossing the street.