If the Texans Want to Win on Sunday, They Need to Book Vanilla Ice for a Performance Immediately

He's apparently their good luck charm.

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This is what it's come to for the Houston Texans. They're 2-9 on the season right now and, if you can believe it, they haven't won a game in more than two months. Two months! Their last win came all the way back in Week 2 when they beat the Titans 30-24 at home.

So why haven't they been able to win in two months? Well, you could blame their poor quarterback play. You could also blame injuries. But right now, the Texans are blaming Vanilla Ice—yes, Vanilla Ice!—for their troubles. He performed at Reliant Stadium in Houston way back in Week 2, and the Texans haven't won since. So recently, some Texans players have suggested that Vanilla Ice put a curse on the team when he performed. But the "Ice Ice Baby" rapper has come out and said that that is not the case.

"If we could go sing for a team and 'ice' them to have bad luck when I'm not there, I'd be making millions," he just told TMZ.

Good point. But there's a simple solution here for the Texans. Bring Vanilla Ice back for this Sunday's game against the Patriots! If you win that game after Vanilla Ice performs, we'll believe that there was a curse in place. Otherwise, you guys have no one but yourselves to blame for your sucky season.

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[via TMZ]

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