If you thought the social media thirst only existed towards the female celebrities of the world, think again. The males got their crazy admirers too, and it's just as bad. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo. While Cristiano tends to use Twitter to share pictures of him with friends and teammates, or put people up on his latest ventures, some of his followers use the opportunity to cast a line in the hopes that they get chose.

Since these people know they only got "one shot, one opportunity to seize everything they ever wanted," they make sure that they capture it with their best worst one-liners or opt for the most straight-forward replies. In an effort to highlight those individuals on the micro-blogging site with extreme levels of thirst towards the Real Madrid star, here are The Thirstiest Cristiano Ronaldo Mentions on Twitter.

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