Year(s): 1987-2010

We know it says "Athlete Performances" but we'll put a golfer in anyway. It's due to the respect we have for one of the great drinkers of all-time. How legendary a drinker is Daly? Well, for one he has his own beverage named after him. Daly's drink all day and then drink while gambling all night lifestyle puts the rest of us to shame. While we go through a  40-hour work week for an occassionally memorable weekend he's on a constant whatever-the-fuck-I-want bender that's as impulsive as it is entertaining.

Daly claims he "played better [when] he was drunk." A theory: It's all mental. As Tiger's dick has proved a man can't focus on the links if he's not content. Daly's antics may have contributed to some drunken bouts but he won two PGA Majors and four events overall when he was tanked. Plus, if ever there was a game that needed more entertaining characters...