We warned you about "the showboat." If you have yet to meet one of these people in your pick-up basketball game life, here's what they look like. Check out dude in this Vine. My man comes with the ridiculously aggressive dribble while going absolutely nowhere near the basket or the defender. In fact, during the middle of his most angry dribbling, he's actually sliding further away! SMH! You can't help but laugh at how hard this guy tries.   

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[via Mark Wright Jr]