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Yokozuna

As the fat kid you had someone to look up to. Where else does a 600 lbs. man become champion? Unfortunately if you truly idolized Yokouzuna you're now in a bed forced to read this because you can't leave your room without removing a wall. A simple trip around the block would lose you the weight of two chihuahuas but the pressure would crush your ankles and you'd get a bill from the city to fix the sidewalk. We're giving you a wake up call because we care, but maybe a public shaming on Maury will fix you right. Take it from the late Yokozuna himself, being carried around in a forklift is no way to go through life.

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