You've changed your identity more than you can remember. You were a preppie (see above), than an outlaw, than a company man. You went from ass-kissing socialites, to pedigreeing them, then back to schmoozing with them. Nobody has changed more than you.

Back in the day your entire philosophy on life could be summed up by the greatest catchphrase in WWE history: "Suck it." You told it to authority and got detentions. You told it to bullies and got your ass kicked. You told it to your parents and got grounded. It never seemed to work and destroyed your previously irreverent outlook. Don't be the type of person who gives up. Go up to your boss, tell him to "suck it" and see the results. If you're not promoted by the end of the week you can put it on us.