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Hulk Hogan

You're old school (or a bandwagoner). You were a "metro" before they had a term for it. You also used to hit the gym before it was overrun by crossfitters and yogis. That ground used to be sacred. Now it's filled with machine hoggers going for general "fitness" instead of getting swole.

That's if you remained a Hulkamaniac through his trials and tribulations. It's possible you jumped ship when you realized Terry Bollea couldn't live up to the god-fearing, vitamin-taking Hogan. He used steroids, cheated on his wife, and his son ended up in jail because he was a shit racer. Don't let Hulk's human side destroy what he taught you, brother! Remember the nostalgia, the good times, and respect a man whose dong has the girth of a coffee mug.

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