Ostrich: "Bruh, what the hell are you doing?" 

Big Sean: "Trying to steer you, you're out of control, homie." 

Ostrich: "I don't have a steering wheel, you idiot." 

Big Sean: "Oh ... you right, I couldn't see shit with these sunglasses on." 

Ostrich: "Put your other leg over to the other side and stop saying swerve." 

[You know Big Sean would totally talk to his pet ostrich.]