The 15 Types of People You Meet at Pick-Up Basketball Games

The Showboat

This fool dribbles all fucking day and goes nowhere. Every layup is a reverse or a 360. And every layup is missed by a mile. Sometimes these types can actually play but they almost always lose the game due to their excessive antics. Get the ball out of their hands or get someone from the opposing team to deck him. He'll tone it down after an elbow to the rib cage.

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