Team: Los Angeles Lakers
Hateful lowlight: His infamous Colorado sexual assault case.
If you've ever shouted "Kobe!" while shooting a balled up piece of paper at a trash can, you're probably a douche. Why? Because it's so easy to hate Kobe. His sexual assault case makes for one of the finest and overly graphic readings on Wikipedia. You'd think that after a brush with sexual assault, Kobe would change his ways, stay grounded, and become faithful to his wife Vanessa. Nope. The two nearly got divorced in 2012 because of Kobe's cheating. Combine his promiscuity with his on-court bullying and his championships, and haters gon' hate.