Sport: Football
Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Hateful lowlight: Being accused of sexual assault twice

There is a major class divide among NFL quarterbacks. On one hand, you have respectable gentlemen like Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and Drew Brees. Then, you have a boy band of screw-ups that includes Philip Rivers, Jay Cutler and, most notoriously, Ben Roethlisberger. Even without his pair of rape accusations (let that one sink in), Roethlisberger's reputation has been tarnished by reports that he's a horrible teammate and absolute nuisance to Pittsburgh's nightlife scene.