Date: 3/18/2011
Who got sonned?: Rich in Amsterdam.
Key line: "How much thought have you given about this? A lot?"

Worst. Idea. Ever. As Francesa masterfully demonstrates here, sometimes a humorous and dismissive approach is the best way to exterminate dumb people. No sense getting worked up over proposed Johan Santana to the Yankees trades, or anything Johan Santana related for that matter.