Who got sonned?: Gary in Garfield.
Key line: "Oh no, come, no, come, oh my God, oh my God, no, oh my god, jeez. Now I've heard everything. Now you think the writer did this? Oh God. I think that might just finish the calls for today."
Francesa listens to idiot callers for a living, and isn't lost for words very often, so that nonsensical ramble of "oh no, come, no, come, oh my God, oh my God, no, oh my God" just shows how much he wasn't fucking with any and all Te'o conspiracies.