A man in Texas listed his 2008 BMW 3-Series on eBay with a very unique feature. He claims that you can see Jesus in the woodgrain on the side panel. It's not the first time someone has claimed to see a holy figure in something, but to include it in a car listing in hopes of driving the price up has to be a rare occurence.
Besides being touched by the Lord, the car seems pretty normal. The owner even listed the condition as: "Runs and drives great. Great handling. Clean Texas title. Minor wear and tear to front passenger seat leather. Minor scratches on body, but not particularly noticeable. Excellent condition overall."
No mention of the radiator turning water to wine or details about driving on water.