While everyone was preoccupied talking about Anderson Silva's shocking knockout, Tony Thompson defeated David Price for a second straight time last night and following his victory, the boxer had probably one of the best quotes of all time when the interviewer asked Thompson how his Saturday night was going to turn out. So, hurry up and hit that play button!
“Hey man, I’m gonna go home and break my wife’s hip. I ain’t had sex with her in a while. She is gonna feel the pain…it’s gonna be some pleasure mixed in there, but she might be crippled in the morning. So if anybody out there wanna donate a wheelchair to the save the Miss Thompson fund…”
Dude really did say, "if anybody out there wanna donate a wheelchair." We're done.
Sidebar: We legitimately hope Mrs. Thompson is doing well this afternoon.
[via The Big Lead]