Seriously, if you're not following @BMcCarthy52 on Twitter, we're not exactly sure what you are doing with your Internet life. McCarthy, who currently pitches for the Arizona Diamondbacks, is one of these guys that will tweet pretty much anything that pops into his head. His rants and thoughts cover everything from baseball suspensions, to making sure his wife knows he's still being taken care of when the team is on the road. While it's great fun to follow McCarthy during the baseball season, this isn't just a summer activity, dude's tweets get more ridiculous during the offseason.