Date: 2/12/2013

"Did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?" We'll cut the sportswriter some slack; it's possible he's been beaten down from a career of hearing the same regurgitated clichés over and over again. But fuck man, what does that even mean? That's the most interchangeable question a hacky sports journalist can ask. Besides it's Russell Westbrook, you should know how to get him to talk. Ask him what designer he's wearing and his eyes will light up like Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam.